Ponderings

1. If they can synthesize oil, why can't they synthesize gas as well?

2. The shoe and clothing maker Reebok. What happened to the original Bok, if they are Reebok? HAHA.

3. Can you OVERstand?

4. On an epoxy package, it says 'mix here'. What happens if you don't mix it there? Does the repaired thing fall apart again? HAHA.

5. When will it all come crashing down around us? Soon, I think.

6. (sing it) If we (society) only had some brains.

7. How much money are the drivers making who still race their cars down the road? It's an expensive way to drive now.

8. Why do they label cars as 'Limited'? DUH! They are ALL, LIMITED! They only make so many in a model year. It's a stupid label to put on ANY vehicle.

9. What does it take to make people care about anything?

10. Are turn signals a difficult concept nowadays? You would think so, the way I see the lack of use by rude drivers. Perhaps we should all learn to read minds.

11. If China suddenly and unexplicably disappeared off the face of the Earth, just vanished, what would all the retailers do?

12. What was the chicken doing crossing the road to begin with? It belongs on a farm.

13. What is it now if it's an EX-Box? (C.R. Microsoft) Get it? HAHA.

14. Penny and video arcades. The original 'Play stations'. (C.R. Sony)

If you have any to add, feel free to leave them in a comment. Thanks.